The Angry Whopper Killed My Baby
This sandwich is an asshole. The combination of beef and onion rings is interesting… At first. Halfway through eating this monstrosity you have an out-of-body experience and your soul dies. A burger this angry could serve as a morning after pill or cause an abortion. If that doesn’t have you sold, the cluster of jalapeños and sauces will fucking kill you. Unless you have a terminal illness or fear of self-respect, I recommend sticking with the regular Whopper.
Review by UHpinionist Dustin P.