Thursday, September 1, 2011

Salvation Army Family Store


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  1. what?

  2. Here, I can translate:
    If I wanted to hear (expletive) noise, and wish me bountiful holidays, before asking me for money, I’d accept my former stepfather’s invitation to dinner. My step aunt says he has been watching Drumline and missing his children.
    If it is peace on earth you want, please “peace out” of my grocery store entrance.
    Please take down the wire fence separating your sections of clothing, so that I can pick up my $5.00 work jeans without having to go outside and come back in again via another door. You lost money, and someone starved to death, thanks to you!
    However, I did manage to snag an old National Geographic for 50 cents, which I used to trace a sketch and impress a pretty girl.
    The girl at the counter isn’t bad either. So I’ll give you stars, but really, there’s a lot of stuff that needs to change. (And now my head hurts)

  3. I still don’t get it.

  4. beth,
    thank you for trying to white it up for me, it still does’nt make for a completely intelligible thought, but it helps.

  5. 5 stars for you Chico!

  6. I assume that this is a crude satire of an illiterate internet denizen. The problem is that satire is supposed to exaggerate the thing being satirized, so as to make it seem ridiculous.