Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Booby Trap

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  1. So sad. Entertaining nonetheless.

  2. You forgot to mention that the girls who don’t speak much English are more likely to grab your cock and pretend to stroke it than those who are native English speakers. . .

    Of course you won’t know what she is saying as she molests your dick with some sort of death grip she developed in her country, but you’ll be too terrified/confused to do anything other than nod. . .

    And of course you go home smelling like ass and shitty perfume, as if all the strippers bathe themselves in a giant bath of flowers and anal leakage before every performance. . .

    Also annoying is the constant glitter, and the drunk bastard next to you (he always finds a way to sit next to you) leaning over with a breath full of whiskey and a certain belief that he’s being entirely ripped off (even though he’s a regular).

  3. Dr. Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    I found this review helpful.

  4. I went to a strip club once and I came away with the jaded listless sexual appetite of a 60-year-old colonel.

  5. The lizard comment is what made this a 5/5 for me.

  6. i go with my guy friends for fun sometimes. i ALWAYS end up sitting next to the guy who is not only drunk, but absolutely convinced that he is going to get the number of the “hottest” girl in the joint (which is kind of like trying to pick out the funniest guy at an insurance seminar). he leans over every couple of minutes and, with his whiskey stench, tells me “oh yeah, she wants it.”

  7. @ Puppy Sandwich

    It’s paedageddon!